There has been a lot written about
getting into the right mindset for growth. Visualization and
affirmations are great for psyching yourself up before the workout.
It's easy to stand in front of the mirror visualizing your biceps
growing like mountain peaks, bit it's not easy to maintain that
mental image when Angelina Jolie's twin sister is doing her
stretching regime next to you. So let's zero in on what happens as
you actually get to the gym, and how you can preserve that
pre-workout pysche you worked so hard to achieve.
The Problems
There are many variations, but most
distractions boil down to a few basic categories:
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Equipment problems
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Other people
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Yourself
Equipment problems are physical
obstacles that you can't ignore. Your favorite chest-press machine
may have an "OUT OF ORDER!"- sign on it, one of the only
two 120 lb. dumbbells in the gym may be missing, a team of
powerlifters has swiped every 45 lb. plate around for their
deadlifts... You get the idea. These are the toughest obstacles to
overcome since you have to improvise instead of sticking to your
carefully planned course of action. But it can be done, as we'll see
later on.
Other people are more of an annoyance.
This could be Mr. Hotshot and his three buddies has decided to
monopolize a key machine for 30 minutes straight, The Angelina
Jolie-clone I mentioned earlier or the gym serial yakker who latches
on to you and babbles until your ears fall off or you plug the hole
with a dumbbell, whichever comes first.
Last but not least, it's good old poor
planning on your part. This can be failure to eat a good pre-workout
meal (getting all weak and hungry halfway through the workout seldom
helps) or something as simple as forgetting to bring your sweat-towel
and having to run back and forth getting paper towels to wipe off the
equipment after yourself.
The Solutions
The equipment issue is best solved by
always having a contingency plan. If a specific machine is out of
order, you have an interchangeable, alternate exercise you can throw
in without missing a beat. Just make a note in your training log and
move on. That applies to pretty much anything; keep a backup for each
exercise, so that you won't have to stop and think: "S--t, now
what do I do?" That's one of the worst derailers of training
focus there is.
Problems caused by other people require
a more flexible approach. The contingency approach works for skipping
or waiting out Mr. Hotshot and his crew, but Angelina is tougher. Try
timing your workouts to minimize the number of attractive females
around - early mornings are typically popular, while you usually find
a lot less hot stuff at 7 PM and thereafter. A friend once suggested
imagining she is your sister, which should help take the edge off
things for most normal guys.
This imaginary-sibling approach doesn't
work too well with the serial yakker, however, since the urge to dish
out a vigorous wedgie might become overwhelming. The solution to
yakkers is to bring your radio or portable CD-player and keep the
music blasting through the entire workout. This also shields your
sensitive ears from horrors such as Backstreet Boys and Bryan Adams
that moronic gym managers sometimes subject their clientele to. If
even that fails to dissuade the yakker, that wedgie remains a last
resort.
So what about the problems caused by
your own darn self? Well, if you're the type who don't learn from
your own mistakes, get a PDA that will do the job for you. If you
have a workout planned for 6 PM, set the PDA to beep at 4:30 to
remind you that you should eat a bowl of rice and some chicken
breasts. Then have another, recurring alarm go off at 5:30 (when you
should be getting ready to head out the door) to remind you to run
through the checklist of gear.
Other Tricks
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Get a reliable training partner.
The keyword is "reliable" -- you need someone who will be
there, every workout, with a positive, can-do attitude.
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Focus on the pump, and maintain
the pump throughout. This will help keep your mind off the babes and
in your muscles.
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Keep your eyes on the ground and
avoid eye contact with anyone, from the moment you start until you
finish.
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The last trick, which has proved
devastatingly effective by a few people I've unfortunately seen, is
to not bathe for two weeks. Machines magically frees up by them
merely approaching, and not even the most hardcore yakkers ever
accosted these people. But if you have so much trouble focusing
you're considering this alternative, I recommend getting a home gym
instead.
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